New Human Sub-species Discovered in West Virginia

THE ANCIENT PROTO-HUMAN homo blankenstarelis was believed to have become extinct two million years ago, when its only skill—stuffing it’s mouth with long green cabbage —proved insufficient in the face of even the mildest climate change. Recently, however, examples of this crude and primitive sub-species have been spotted in abandoned central West Virginia coal mines,  nightly venturing out to sneak in to homes to grab expensive, flashy, or shiny objects .

As you can see in the photograph above, the homo blankenstarelis IQ of 24 is more than adequate for staring into space. This, and the modest vocabulary of grunts, barks, and self-adoring behavior makes them perfect  CEO material…

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2 Responses to New Human Sub-species Discovered in West Virginia

  1. Cindi Eddy says:

    He even trimmed his mustache!!! ROFLMBO!!!! Yeah, right!!

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