America Rejoices! US Navy gets Bin Oswald!


Seen in his backyard in Pakistan before planning the attacks on the United States, Bin Oswald poses with his gun.  After 10 years and 300 Billion dollars spent on finding him,   Navy Seals were commissioned to go up into the desert mountains of Pakistan to find him on a “kill” mission. Then his body was immediately, and ceremoniously (in Islamic tradition) buried at sea. DNA results confirm already that this horrible murderer was actually Bin Oswald.  Now the war in Afghanistan can finally be over! Fox News reports about Americans rejoicing since the world is now safe from Democracy once more.

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One Response to America Rejoices! US Navy gets Bin Oswald!

  1. Citizen Harry says:

    Now we can all heave a sigh of relief since Obama now will be able to focus his energies on those pesky less important issues like enforcing EPA policies in the coal fields of Appalachia!

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